Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Lesson 4



They say true love need never be tested.

We say poppycock! True love only stays true because it is tested, time and time and time again.
So to keep his love true, we present a little number we like to call “But honey this is our day!” And this is how it works.

Find out the exact date of the Superbowl months in advance. Then before it’s even a blip on his sporting radar suggest “Oh honey, I was thinking we should get a weekend away and go visit my Mom when we get a chance. How about sometime in February, like the weekend of the 18th?”

The key here is timing. Do this in November and there’s no way he will put 2 and 2 together. And when he eventually does realize, say two weeks before the planned weekend away, his balls will already be nicely packed away inside your luggage.

Of course, you can decide to let him weasel his way out of it by trading up to a full week away at a 5 Star hotel instead complete with an “anything you want darling” weekend.


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