Lesson 5

You train a dog to roll over and beg by giving him little rewards along the way. Feed a dog a banquet straight away and he’ll lose interest.

Of course, by no means are we comparing men to dogs… well, not straight out, but you can learn a thing or two about how to train them from our four legged friends.

The first trick is to make your man not so goal orientated, but rather to enjoy the whole game play. For example, at the beginning of your seduction, give him a glimpse of what he can expect if he plays the game right. A peek of a sexy thong or lacey bra can do wonders. But don’t give him too much, just a tiny tiny peek. Learn to roll out your seductive weapons one by one. Giving him a little more each time. This will appeal to his competitive nature and start to pay dividends for you too.

Keep him interested and make him believe that you are too, but that you need a little more convincing. Make him pay attention to you, and once you’re ready to take things further he’ll go crazy.

Oh and one last thing, in that moment just after the passion has climaxed, this is when a man is at his weakest. So use this time to your advantage.

Lesson 4

They say true love need never be tested.

We say poppycock! True love only stays true because it is tested, time and time and time again.
So to keep his love true, we present a little number we like to call “But honey this is our day!” And this is how it works.

Find out the exact date of the Superbowl months in advance. Then before it’s even a blip on his sporting radar suggest “Oh honey, I was thinking we should get a weekend away and go visit my Mom when we get a chance. How about sometime in February, like the weekend of the 18th?”

The key here is timing. Do this in November and there’s no way he will put 2 and 2 together. And when he eventually does realize, say two weeks before the planned weekend away, his balls will already be nicely packed away inside your luggage.

Of course, you can decide to let him weasel his way out of it by trading up to a full week away at a 5 Star hotel instead complete with an “anything you want darling” weekend.

Lesson 3

We all know that for a relationship to work it has to be fair... um, no, not fair, what’s the expression we’re looking for… completely and utterly in your favour. That’s it!

Now of course a wise woman knows that it should never actually appear this way (least you be labelled a controlling bitch), but rather it should be an unspoken understanding between you both. The key here is to let him have his way when his way matches yours.

For example, let’s take the old favourite of deciding where to go for dinner.

Now if YOU feel like Chinese but HE is the one to suggest it, let a soft sigh escape your lips as you exclaim “really?” Then take a slight pause before giving him an “OK baby, if it makes you happy, Chinese it is.” Straight away his chest will puff and his pride will swell when he thinks that not only is he getting his way, but that you are giving him something he wants.

The reality of course, will be our little secret.

Of course the key here is that not only did you get your way by giving him his, but now he will feel indebted to give you something you want next time. After all it’s only fair now isn’t it?